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The Selection
The death of the American empire has slid into warp speed. It’s become all too obvious that the pols are all so fake and gay, it is tiresome. Gaslighting is relentlessly, when all we desire is to be left alone. But if that’s your frame, your son’s penis gets chopped off. This is the rules…
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Protected: Snow Wolf
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Brainstorming Zines
Since leaving Bitcoin Magazine this summer/fall, I’ve had time to reflect and, more importantly, reboot. By the time I left for a new career in oil and gas, I found myself pretty black-pilled. To be clear, Bitcoin Magazine wasn’t the black-pill—no, that was actually quite fun—but part of the job was being chronically online and…
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The Unabomber Manifesto
The older you get, the more you notice, and the more you notice, the more you can relate to Uncle Ted. I wanted to put this here just to have my own copy for reference. [This text was sent last June to The New York Times and The Washington Post by the person who calls…
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Cassette Futurism
A couple weeks ago I stumbled across the coolest podcast called bitpunk.fm. Ok so your obvious question is “why is this the coolest podcast?” because the producer rips all the pods on analog and records to cassette tape. The episodes are weird and awesome. Fast forward to this week, I’m searching Twitter for cassette decks,…
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Quadraginta
For some, the mental idea of turning 40 is terrifying. The thought of going “over the hill” is like some death spiral of irrelevance, old age, and weakness. Well it happened to me and I can say without and second thought that I am in no way feeling a death spiral. I am now stronger…
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On Being Optimistic
Looking back on the past four years, I feel a mix of emotions. I grew very angry with the world and was constantly reminded of its harshness. The truth is, that’s no way to live. While reality often feels like a constant gaslighting, with nothing seeming to improve, there are silver linings everywhere. Recently, I…
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Bitcoin Mining Economics Simplified
This article was originally published in Bitcoin Magazine The Privacy Issue. Bitcoin mining is a competitive industry where profitability hinges on understanding and managing various factors including power cost, hashprice, BTCUSD, network hashrate, hardware costs, efficiency, and more. One of the simplest yet most crucial metrics miners use to gauge their efficiency and profitability is…
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Strategic Bitcoin Reserve
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This is a transcript from YouTube for the Trump speech at Bitcoin 2024. I have NOT checked to make sure it is 100% accurate. I am sure there are some mistakes. My spot check confirms it looks correct but that is not enough for any academic purpose. I plan on sharing thoughts on what is…
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Desktop Zero
It’s happening—the zen of cleaning your desktop. Is there a better feeling than emptying the recycle bin? I don’t think so. With a clean desk, we’re ready to fill it up again. The key is to put systems in place and create easy-to-access default folders. Convenience often leads to dragging files to the desktop, but…
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Detoxification
I am in pursuit of more faith and hope in the world. The past four years have been absolutely brutal on my mental health. While many blessings have occurred during this time, I am now facing the reality of what I have become: toxic and blackpilled. This is not the person I wanted to become,…
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Golden Retriever
JBR is working on an album. Here is one of the songs from it titled Golden Retriever. And yes, I am over here crying. She’s putting together a whole album, can’t wait to put it on a CD for her.
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Career Advice
Sometimes in life you get advice you don’t want, you don’t need, or don’t deserve. What you do with the advice is up to you. When you’re presented with career advice at a young age, you either take it or leave it. I personally regret not taking some advice, although I wouldn’t be the person…
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5 W’s
Introduction In the world of sales, it’s easy to get caught up in the hustle and bustle, but sometimes we need to step back and ask ourselves the right questions to get to the heart of the problem. The Toyota 5 Whys technique is a powerful tool for doing just that. It’s not about finding…
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Chapters
The end of one chapter is the start of another. This week, a significant chapter at BM closed with the departure of a valued colleague. It’s always hard to lose a partner, especially someone you collaborate with so closely. We’ll look back on this period and appreciate the moments we shared. Each magazine we produced…
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Unhinged or On Point?
TLDR Trump email are insane. In this short article we look at a sample of his last 50 emails and analyze the design of the last 10. Is Trump’s email strategy unhinged or on point? Consistency in email communication reveals its true power. I would love to know the ROI per email. Whoever is running…
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Slop
We’re seeing an influx of “slop”—low-quality content churned out by AI. It’s everywhere, and it’s easy to spot. But here’s the thing: the market craves the human touch. Authentic, creative, human-made content stands out. slop (släp) noun Low-quality content created by artificial intelligence, often lacking originality, creativity, or a human touch. Usage in a sentence:…
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Plans of the diligent
“The thoughts of the diligent tend only to plenteousness; But of every one that is hasty only to want.” Proverbs 21:5 KJV I’ve been diving deep into the world of digital marketing, particularly focusing on growing accounts and selling through social media. In this journey, I’ve crafted a straightforward business model aimed at building a…
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Pausing Projects
I’m hitting the pause button on a few projects to focus on crafting my life funnel. This means I am no longer publishing weekly Beefcoin updates and I am no longer tracking the weekly Bitcoin Twitter drama on Orange Label. While those were “fun” projects, they are not adding to my life in a meaningful…
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Life Funnel
In business, a funnel takes a prospect from awareness to action. What if you applied this to your life? Meet the Life Funnel—a strategy to achieve your goals with the precision of a funnel (very precise). How It Works Why It Matters A Life Funnel keeps you focused, organized, and motivated. It turns lofty goals…
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Hashcost Table
Here’s the thing about Bitcoin mining: it’s a game of margins. The Hashcost Table is a secret weapon in navigating profitability. By breaking down the daily cost of Bitcoin mining into two critical factors—electricity prices and ASIC efficiency—you can pinpoint your exact costs with precision. If you are not running these numbers BEFORE you buy…
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The President Has No Clothes
The President Has No Clothes Tonight, we witnessed a brutal humiliation of the American people. The President entered a highly moderated debate and left us all wondering what the hell is happening. Simple questions went unanswered, no substance was discussed—it was embarrassing. We are in the late stage of empire collapse, and it doesn’t feel…
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Summer Camp Simple Cipher
My big gal is entering her second week of Summer Camp which means I’m already missing her. At the last camp we made hand signals so she could relay messages to us via the camp photographer. It worked magically. But this camp we wanted to have a little more fun. We do have a chance…
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A Growth Dilemma
Larry Fink’s recent comments on the economic outlook and public-private partnerships (PPPs) are him broadcasting his intentions and strategy to consolidate corporate control under the guise of fostering development. Centralization of Financial Power Fink states that capital markets have overtaken traditional banks as the primary source of financing. This shift implies a greater concentration of…
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King-Making Via Stablecoins
Are stablecoins how the US Empire survives another 100 years? Likely. In Fifth Epoch Prophecies, I predicted that a country would adopt a USD-denominated stablecoin as legal tender and that the market cap of stablecoins would exceed $3.75 trillion. While stablecoins have emerged as a major winner in the sea of loser crypto use cases,…
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Expanding Hashpro(phet)
Over the weekend, I expanded my research on Hashpro(phet). While the line charts are informative, I wanted a comprehensive view of hashprofit in a large table format to identify potential risks in hashrate and price. To achieve this, I used the same S19j Pro 96t machine and created a table showing hashprofit versus hashrate and…
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Hashpro(phet)
Post-halving mining has been extremely challenging for many of us small-scale miners. Many have shut down their machines to weather the storm, hoping that BTCUSD will rise and drive up the hash price. However, things look bleak as we are in peak summer, with no signs of a significant hash price increase. We are left…
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Thumbs Up, Peace Sign, and Okay
Summer camp… is there anything more American? I never got the chance to go to summer camp, it just wasn’t a big thing where I grew up, but today this is a very big thing for my kids. We are coming off our first week of both kids being away at camp and the emotions…
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DUCK HUNT
As drone war heats up, soldiers are now issued shotguns to fend off drone attacks. Arkansas boys are literally bred for this kind of defense. OK in all seriousness, the way drone warfare is escalating, the future looks very grim. Pray for peace and quick justice for warmongers.
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Broke Ass Niggas
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Updated 6-20-2024 to include jinx edit A folk hero of the right has emerged. Young heroine speaks her mind and lays it all out there. The mob goes wild and successfully cancels her job, but she’s not done. Follow along for a short story. Cancel Tactics Here we see the left using the classic tactic…
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Assume The Risk
Awayslice posted this tweet a couple of weeks ago, and it has stuck in my head like a mind virus. It sums up my personal mood in a very serious way. We are in very intense economic conditions highlighted by fake inflation rates and rampant poverty. I say fake because the numbers they use to…
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All Your Data Are Belong To Us
In the digital age, privacy is what’s at stake, and it’s at risk with the rise of artificial intelligence (AI). Let’s be real—your data isn’t private. It’s being watched, collected, and sold to the highest bidder. And guess what? AI is only going to speed up this privacy downfall. AI feeds on data. Every click,…
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Crypto Stands Against This
The internet never loses. Schizo egirls popping off on not being able to buy a big mac because the banks are holding her money and crypto fixes this and the jews and hate meme coins too. So many memes in a single schizo post.
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Slaughter False Prophets
I was at a crawfish boil over the weekend and had the great pleasure of speaking to a mutual friend’s father about the world around us. He is a blue-collar Southerner, and he reminds me of my own father in many ways. We began the oral tradition of sharing political beliefs, and I received a…
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Laser Eyed Larps
Last week, the US Senate voted to overturn an SEC Accounting Bulletin1 that prohibited banks from custodying digital assets. This decision directly opposes the platform of Senator Warren2 and President Biden3, who are staunchly against cryptocurrencies. This bipartisan victory4 in the Senate is intriguing because it demonstrates that crypto is an issue that transcends party…
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GREAT NEWS
“Great news: we’re making identity verification available.” The optics on this is really impressive. You see, this is great news. You will be able to upload all your KYC documentation and in return you will get no value whatsoever except hey you will get a little checkmark and the feds get a bigger honeypot. Many…
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DIALECTICS IN PSYOPS
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In the digital age, where information flows unfettered across borders and screens, the battleground for hearts and minds has extended far beyond traditional media into the realm of social networks and cyberspace. At the heart of this new era of conflict, where meme warfare and psychological operations (psyops) play pivotal roles, lies an ancient method…
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NONE OF THEM
“None of them will be wrapped by a spot ETF, none of them will ever be accepted by Wall Street. Ethereum, along with Solana, XRP, Cardano, and BNB, will all be designated as unregistered securities by the SEC. These altcoins will not gain institutional acceptance. Bitcoin is the one universal institutional-grade crypto asset, and there…
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HEGELIAN DIALECTICS
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A wise man once said “Everything is fake and gay.” I can’t argue with the wisdom in that quote. Since that’s true, you need to ask yourself not WHY is everything fake, but HOW. To answer this we can thank the unlimited budget of the state and a literal army of operators running ops IRL.…
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Ordinals Unleashed
Bitcoin, Not Blockchain Bitcoin, not blockchain. This has been a prominent meme throughout the past two epochs, guiding noobs towards a Bitcoin-only way of life, away from the fraudulent “cryptos” promising greater “blockchain tech”. Yet, here we are, more focused than ever on the blockchain. But this time it’s different: The whole world has a…
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Long Live The Degens: The Battle for Attention Between Bitcoin Magazine & Swan Bitcoin
Over the past year, a battle for attention has erupted on Bitcoin Twitter between two prominent players in the media game: Bitcoin Magazine and Swan Bitcoin. While both companies are deeply embedded in the Western Bitcoin ecosystem, their different monetization strategies and ethical stances have led to a noticeable division among Bitcoiners. This divide, intensified…
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ORANGE LABEL X THE BUGLE
Orange Label proudly announces its collaboration with The Bugle, a leader in satirical news, to introduce the “Comply Series”. This new clothing line is a bold initiative to spotlight the theme of compliance, amplified by the support of Bitcoin advocate Michael Saylor. This collaboration is designed to make bitcoiners question what exactly they are fighting…
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Fifth Epoch Prophecies
This post was featured on Bitcoin Magazine → This post was featured on Zero Hedge → Updated on 6-10-2024 to include a Stablecoin market cap prophecy. Death and taxes and 21 million Bitcoin. That is what we know to be certain. The rest is conjecture. Today I wanted to share my big bets on the…
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Pick Your Poisson
This article was originally published at Bitcoin Magazine in The Halving Issue. Calculated probabilities were calculated by Greg @ learnmeabitcoin.com Block 840,000 is not just another block in the blockchain; it triggers the Bitcoin halving where the block reward is reduced from 6.25 BTC to 3.125 BTC, cutting the amount of BTC mined each day…
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The Blocks Tell A Story
As I write this, we are 605 blocks away from the next Bitcoin Halving. This epoch has been tumultuous, marked by the COVID-19 pandemic, economic stimulus checks, mandatory vaccinations, the Russia-Ukraine conflict, a shift in Chinese mining operations, and a record-setting Bitcoin price. Through it all, Bitcoin has continued to operate as designed. In my…
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“Chaos Is Good For Bitcoin”
Bombs dropping over the Middle East. MSM clamoring for the start of WW3. Then walks in Chief spook officer Michael Saylor. He decides to send it. Fuck it. He types 5 words and smashes send tweet. “Chaos is good for #Bitcoin.” Markets are panicking and by markets I mean the only market open panics, it’s…
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Ministry of Propaganda
Looking back, it’s been 2 months since the last post, Barbed Wire Psyops. Nothing has happened. The news has died. For a week this was THE STORY, but it died. Why? Did the problem get solved? I can tell you that nothing has changed here in Texas. There are no stories about any crackdowns on…
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The Memetic Magic of “Choose Rich”
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“Choose Rich” he said. Of course, what is the alternative, choose poor. There is no alternative, this is memetic gold. Now peel back the layers and understand the context of the shitcoiner saying this, it’s cringe coming out of his mouth but you can’t argue with the meme. This spring we are blessed with memetic…
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Yin Yang
In a Yin Yang symbol made of a Wojak meme and a Pepe meme, we find the ancient concept of dualism, embodying the balance of internet culture. Wojak represents a somber, introspective, and nuanced human emotions, aligning with the Yin aspects of shadow, depth, and femininity. It symbolizes the inner world, empathy, and the quieter,…
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A Machiavellian Interpretation of Political Dynamics
147 Pages of Saylor Alpha which I have not even read in completion.
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Paypal Mafia
The real guys pulling the strings. The left right paradigm doesn’t matter when the bankers control it all. Can you believe they took this photograph. I am going to have to buy this Fortune issue just to have a hard copy. The “paypal mafia” photographed at Tosca in San Francisco, Oct, 2007. Back row from…
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If You’re Reading This Then You’re On A List, Friend.
Another day another list. Are you keeping track, friend? How can you keep track. You are the SKU. You’re on many lists. They track you. They log you. They watch your clicks. They watch your keystrokes. Your thoughts are being estimated before you think them. There are complex models running the numbers on what you…
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Heartache
Thinking through the gaslighting and carnage of the past four years is enough to make even the most devout a bit sad. 2023 was the most difficult for my family. The economy was absolutely brutal, and it’s not like things suddenly got better in 2024; it’s just not 2023 anymore, and that’s enough. The immigration…
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One Last Breath
The internet always comes through when you need it most. Creed America is a mood and a vibe and this house remix of One Last Breath X Kingdom of Heaven is a banger. Enjoy.
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Heuristics
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Meme warfare is all about propagation and in this pursuit, we use heuristics in determining if a meme propagates or dies. Heuristics are mental shortcuts or “rules of thumb” that simplify decision-making. They enable you to make quick judgments without having to analyze every detail of a situation. While heuristics can be incredibly useful for…
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Wargame: Heuristics in Psychological Operations
Developing a psychological operations (psyop) campaign to discredit Bitcoin as a national currency using the outlined heuristics involves crafting a multifaceted strategy that leverages cognitive biases to influence public perception and decision-making. Here’s a model based on the heuristics provided in the article: 1. Campaign Objectives 2. Target Audience 3. Heuristic-based Strategies Availability Heuristic Representativeness…
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Dignification
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There are no rules in trench warfare and meme warfare. Yet, in the quest for victory within the sprawling culture war, we are witnessing something remarkable in the most unlikely of places: 4chan. This breeding ground for memes is once again melting hearts and minds, but this time it doesn’t involve green frogs or cryptic…
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The Operators
Through our exploration of meme warfare we will use a set of personas to reference to better understand how meme warfare tactics might be used for and against us. Personas are used to identify PSYOP operators as well as targets or recipients of the meme warfare tactics. PSYOP Operators plan and carry out psyops, and…
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The Only Way Is Through
When MSM and politicians are all singing the same tune, you should at least consider that it’s an op. What we’re seeing this week at the Texas border looks and feels like an op. A unintended consequence of this border crisis op is that after this week, people will understand that it’s the Texas border…
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Barbed Wire Psyops
I can’t help but feel apathy. My entire life has been under a government that lies to gain more control, yet days like today spark some hope. But it’s all psychological torture. The state pushes its limits – let’s say, takes 10 steps forward. Then, when people push back, claiming it’s too much, the state…
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The Great Adjustment
Just a week past the Davos circus, where the so-called world’s elite congregate to sketch out their latest schemes, we’re staring down the barrel of another year of their communist firing squad. This year, the buzzwords flying around were censorship, misinformation (especially important given the U.S. election year), and tokenization. Forget their past communistic mantras…
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Under the Rock
Fink could be the most powerful known figure in the world as CEO and founder fo BlackRock. As of the end of 2023, Blackrock had more than $9T in assets under management. Anyway, they are trying to own the world so you can own nothing and be happy. Besides that they entered the Bitcoin ETF…
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Soulbound
An unseen battle of cosmic proportions, the very essence of our being is at stake. The forces of darkness, led by the ruling elite, are seducing us with earthly riches, alluring us into relinquishing something far more precious than materialism—our soul. These dark agents work to oppress and enslave, hoping to weaken our spirits and…
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Mining In This Epoch
It has been an insane epoch for Bitcoin mining. We saw a revolution in ASIC efficiency, new entrants in hardware, the Great Hashrate migration and Chinese Exodus, liquid/immersion technology became a thing, firmware maturity, mining farm management software, new pools, nation-states hashing, Pubco’s rage, and so much more. The Hashprice and Hashrate chart is one…
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The Horses In The Stables
After 3 years at Bitcoin Magazine I still struggle in articulating how dollars are created and “Why is it so difficult to understand?”. It is designed complex precisely so you won’t be able to understand it. It is a boring topic, something you couldn’t possible be interested in, and so complex that only economists can…
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The Long Boys
No one is longer than miners. The Great Mining Ban in China, the Exodus of Hashrate to North America, Next Generation ASICs, Liquid + Immersion Tech, Pub Co.’s leveraged expansion… this is remarkable. As a small scale miner, you don’t have a lot of things in your control. Really the only thing you can secure…
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The Agony
Have you considered the fact that you will not receive a warriors death? The warrior is dead. The warrior class is no longer an option in the game of life. The state has attempted to remove all that is worth fighting for by replacing God with the state. The subtle switch from hard money to…
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The Pendulum
pendulum. [noun] /’pɛndʒələm/ an apparatus consisting of an object mounted so that it swings freely under the influence of gravity History is a funny thing that tends to rhyme. Over time, the torch of power is passed from one cartel to the next, each with a new set of values championed by the new guard.…
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Bitcoin Sabotage Wargame
This is a WIP – STFU Game Overview “Sabotage Bitcoin” is a board game where players are divided into two teams – Defenders and Saboteurs. They compete to build and secure or disrupt a digital network represented by a modular board. The game combines resource management, strategy, and team play. Game Components Setup Game Play…
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Karens
Is there group of people more hated than Karens? Are they single handedly responsible for the death of the American dream? Is there a path forward that doesn’t involves Karens? Can we psyop Karens back into their role? Can the longhouse be put in place? How can we reframe the longhouse? Is it so over…
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Slices
Every once in a while a retarded tradfi economist comes along and pitches a absolute softball to plebs. Today it was Samantha LaDuc. “Interesting – serious question then: If one Bitcoin is sold in units of “Sats,” and there are over 2 quadrillion of those, HOW can they claim scarcity, lack of dilution, hedge against…
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The Sabotage of Bitcoin
This article was cross posted on Bitcoin Magazine. “Government agents are not active in Bitcoin developer and influencer circles.” – Government Agents, probably. As the war for global monetary supremacy wages on, you have to assume that the state is actively operating information warfare. This means that the state is operating and acting in order…
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To Dust You Shall Return
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Consider a doomsday scenario. You spend the past couple years diligently dollar cost averaging and withdrawing to your wallet. You have a ton of small UTXO’s and bitcoin transaction fees rise so much that your bitcoin turns into dust. You’re now unable to spend your bitcoin. For some bitcoin users, this is not a doomsday…
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Trebuchets
I wept today. I stood in the gym staring face to face with myself in the mirror and wept. I saw flashes of my family tree. I felt the pain and sadness of death, of lost loved ones, of great distances traveled, of horrors, and I saw love and tenderness and all the joys of…
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Running Bitcoin
It’s hard to believe it’s been 15 years since Hal posted his legendary tweet “Running bitcoin“. As you probably know, Hal was the first person to run Bitcoin after Satoshi. His simple action of running the Bitcoin code started the revolution. We salute you, Hal. RIP, king. Lastly, it is fitting that on this anniversary…
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The Gaslighting
This is section from Meme Warfare Field Manual “The gaslighting will continue until morale improves.” – Someone at the CIA probably I never heard the word gaslighting until the year 2017, the year I stepped foot into a therapist’s office to deal with decades of psychological warfare with my own kin. When I learned what…
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Pricing Out Inscriptions
The battle for the future of Bitcoin is raging in real time on twitter as we are on the cusp of global economic contraction, thanks to 50+ years of the USD fiat regime, and are eagerly waiting for the approval of a spot Bitcoin ETF by the SEC. Yet, in the trenches on Twitter, the…
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Mark Zuckerberg
Can you think of someone more hated in America than Mark Zuckerberg? That’s rhetorical, of course you can, but he is one of the bad guys. We have confirmed pedos running the country but Zuckerberg is bad news. He single-handedly created the ultimate boomer psyop machine in Facebook, sold his soul to the deep state,…
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Brian’s Big Bags
What is the dollar amount where the Banking Cartel starts asking tough questions like “Who’s holding the bag?” and ” Who’s holding our coins?” As we are near the approval of the ETF, I can’t help but wonder to myself “Who’s carrying the bags?”. And while everyone on Twitter seems to be ETF experts and…
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Then They Fight You
All great revolutions encounter resistance as social change moves its way through the people. This can happen gradually then suddenly, but resistance will be there. People do not easily change their world views. We (Americans) are about to experience the next chapter in the great monetary war, by way of a Bitcoin ETF approval. This…
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70602
Freedom technology is freedom technology. It is free and open source. It is freely distributed. It is free for all to access, use, and remix. Freedom is inevitable. Unfortunately, our world is ruled by evil men who want to enslave us and prevent us from our God given sovereignty. Thankfully there are rebels out there,…